I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
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It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
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I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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