New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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