i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
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That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
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I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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