Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
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Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
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My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
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as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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