C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
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