Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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