I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
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So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
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My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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