New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
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Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
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Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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