and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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