Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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