North Korea, Best Korea!
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
why is half of my head shaved?
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