I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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