So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
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I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
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Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
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