What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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