Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
You ate ashes out of my bong
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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