Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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