I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
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I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
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If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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