belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
North Korea, Best Korea!
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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