your room smells of hookers.
And success
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
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I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
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He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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