I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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