after a month anything with tits is on the radar
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
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Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
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If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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