I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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