I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
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