I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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