I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
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Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
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"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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