Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
17 Women That Lost Condoms Up Their Lady Parts
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
23 People Confess The Most F*cked Up Thing Guests Have Done In Their House
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.