I want to stick my p in your. b.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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