I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"