chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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