The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
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I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
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Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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