how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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