I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
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Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
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I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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