why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
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I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
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I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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