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(919): View more from North Carolina

Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?

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(816): View more from Missouri

So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...

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Yeeah thank god

(816): View more from Missouri

Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.

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(250): View more from British Columbia

Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?

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(260): View more from Indiana

let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"

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