yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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