Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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