You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Randomize
