My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
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Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
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You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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