We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
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Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
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Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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