everyone is single if you try hard enough
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
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there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
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I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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