Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
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