Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
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Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
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I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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