WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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