Nicole vs. Life
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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