why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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