Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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