Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
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Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
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The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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