What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
Randomize