We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
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Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
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i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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