whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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