normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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