My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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