I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
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she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
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We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
ELLEHCIM
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WHAT??
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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