The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
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How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
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"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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