ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
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