Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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