Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
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This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
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Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.