Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
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Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
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Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.