She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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