Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
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Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
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It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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