I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
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It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
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THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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